A Scholar and a Gentleman

I had to renew my drivers license today, and I really expected it to be more of a chore. It was delightfully easy, I was in and out within 15 minutes. I hate to say it, but I was really looking forward to more problems, perhaps someone dying, or a child puking, or perhaps a homeless person making the rounds and asking for change. The most exciting thing that happened was this trashy man with a mullet told the DMV counter person that he was a scholar and a gentleman. I loved that. The DMV guy had no reaction, but I got a good laugh out of it. I promise I will try harder next time for a better experience. I have to get new license plates by Oct. 5, and you never know the kind of scrapes I could get myself into. By the way, my new picture turned out pretty good!