Oktoberfest!
And the award for eating the most food goes to: Derek!!! What a surprise! We all had a great time, we ate sausages, corn, mashed potatoes, ice cream, apple fritters, apple cake, sundaes, raspberry filled doughboys, fondue, onion rings, cotton candy, and BEER. Yummy! We were thinking of going back next year for a whole day, and really pacing ourselves so we can eat even more. We tried to attend vespers at the church, but they locked the doors and wouldn't let us in. Too much sin for one church, I guess. We had some very entertaining drunks on the hayride back to the parking lot. "YOU SMOKE AND DRINK WAY MORE THAN I DO, BEFORE I MET YOU I ONLY HAD LIKE ONE CIGARETTE A DAY, I USED TO BE A TRACK STAR GODAMNIT, LOOK AT THESE LEGS!!!! All delivered at top volume of course. This whole time I kept getting calls from my new boyfriend Phil from AAA giving me updates on when the tow truck would be arriving to help (we locked the keys in the car), he called me like four times! And while we were sitting waiting we watched all the drunks trying to use the port-a-potty and then making out. It was gross, and I let them know it. I yelled eeewwww GROSS, really loudly. That should show them. Good times had by all!
4 Comments:
OH! I WISH I WAS THERE! That sounds so fun, not to mention the fact that I have missed ALL other trips to Oktoberfest for dumb reasons. But this, living in another state, is the dumbest yet. On another note, Crystal, have you ever been to Disneyland? Just asking.
Yes, I have been to Disneyland! And I totally loved it. I fell for the whole thing, hook line and sinker.
I have missed all the other Oktoberfests too, damn it! I would kill for some fondue, apple fritters and to watch some port-a-potty action! Next year.
That's right ladies, next year. See you there, I will be camping out between the garlic mashed potato and vanilla chocolate swirl cone stands!
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